Happy birthday I’m not late this year

Happy birthday I’m not late this year

Been sick pretty much since the start of 2016, so I made a combination of fond memories from my childhood (Homestar Runner and Strong Bad) with the questionable art from the 90′s comic powerhouse, Rob Liefeld… Maybe I’m still a bit sick now that I think about it… D:
this is the last year that we can make this stupid joke so im going to make the most of it and post it every day until 2020
I just saw some article about how leg makeup is a summer beauty essential, and that’s how I know we’re in hell! Ladies, it’s your duty to #empower yourself by covering your entire fucking body in a sarcophagus made of contoured concealer ($275.50 from sephora) so that the general public doesn’t end up vomiting en Masse and forever shunning you after being forced to witness how unforgivably disgusting, offensive, ugly, and un-instagrammable your uncovered skin is!!!!!

Found this gem in the redlettermedia sub

So when YOU sew a bunch of unmatched parts together, it is “a quilt” and “a beautiful gift” and “will assuredly become a family heirloom” but when I sew a bunch of unmatched parts together it is “A MONSTER” and “AN ABOMINATION, AN AFFRONT TO THE GODS” and goes on “A MURDEROUS KILLING SPREE.”
Well MAYBE if you BOTHERED TO NAME HIM or I don’t know, DIDN’T BECOME DEATHLY ILL FROM THE SIGHT OF HIM MOVING we wouldn’t HAVE THIS PROBLEM
these are my parents talking to each other about me